Tuesday, January 24, 2012
I have no idea if this is a side effect of having an entire litter of children all the same age or if it happens no matter how many infants reside with you but I have a ghost baby. I swear I hear someone crying upstairs but I look around and there are three babies right here in front of me (I do only have three right? Tell me if I'm forgetting some). I smell poop. I always smell poop. I check every diaper around me and there is no poop...but I still smell poop. I swear I put a bottle in the fridge. There are no other adults here and I KNOW I put a bottle in the fridge. There is no bottle in the fridge. So now every time something confusing happens I chalk it up to Ghost Baby.