Alright my people. The blog is back! I wanted to stay away but how
could I with such loyal and adoring fans? I kid. I kid. I make no
false promises of frequent updates or regularly scheduled posts. I'd
just be lying to you and we've been dating long enough to tell you
that I don't want that kind of relationship. You should know I'm not
someone you can count on. I want to keep seeing you though. Ya know,
'cause you've got a rockin' bod.
Also, I realize that I make zillions of grammatical errors and typos.
That's because I don't proof read. As soon as someone pays me to write
this I will absolutely proof read all of it. I double pinky swear.