Here's the deal. There were 2 special blastocysts (fertilized eggs) hanging around my uterus. One of them got stupid. I don't know if it was drunk or high but it split in two. Riiiiipppp.
Here's what we found when we got that first ultrasound (these pics are actually from the 8 week ultrasound):
See that. That's two up there and one down here. Altogether that makes 3. Three babies. Like, actual babies.